X Men, Women and Its

Mutants Mutants everywhere and not one of them are cool,
Why oh why do muntants think mankind is theirs to fool.
We don't like them no we don't yet we talk of peace,
Why don't we just nuke them all and then live in ease.
But no! Compassion and other things make us ooh so mighty,
They have fire and steel claws and that should be not taken lightly.
Magneto has a will of steel it seems to often bend his way,
But I think we have eyes in the rear, or so our hindsight clearly says.
So what of these wars they fight with graphics and stunts and all,
Come live with me, and see it unfold the truth be told in free fall.
If mutants were to be killed there would be not much to do,
If I cant swat one every now and then I would then stick to being a shrew.

So after a whole two hours of the last stand, I got down to some heavy thinking about where we stand with this whole xmen thing.... and I realized that when it comes to time retire the xmen would still have such fascinating and exciting lives as.................

Wolverine - Lawnman and second in command in Edward scissor hands and co
Ice man - the Local kopitiam was just where he wanted to be "Wan ice or not??"
Pyro - our veryy own tandoori guy .. grill , microwave, bake u name it he burn it.
Angel - our very own budget airlines
The octopus (the guy who can grow his arms back) - The perfect candidate to teach the Bluth family a much deserved lesson.
Steel - Governor of California
Magneto - Bridge and metal relocation specialist
Mystique - Victoria Secret ... Definitely!!!! no questions asked (back back shes mine shes mine)

Anyway that's all I can think off right now so I think I shall sign of ... for the record I wrote all this with my mind ..... da da da .. da da da ...

Sigmond turning into something blue