Irish cream and beer

The true test of a writer is in his writings when he is not in control of his thoughs. A lot of alcohol down and i think i am not better at this today..(judging for a number of backspaces pushed in the one sentence i have written thus far). Today is not about any one particular thing in me life rather its gonna be about the nice time i had today.. rather an anecdote of what i had today ....
One of my friends grew older today and we had really strained ourselves to see the surprise on his face when we shocked him with our sudden entry into this house.... it was great and after that we went on to have a few beers ... i confess ... i went on to have a lot of beer and we got talking and we decided to test ourselves with the triva of the number of english movie titles we could contort into what could potentially be porn movie insignias here are a few for today;
a) Eight thonged freaks
b) How to fuse a guy in ten minutes
c)Ramboned
d) The term i ate her (terminator)
e)Something about fairies
f)Sire another day
g) Sir in Anna
h)Schindler's fist
i)Ten things i ate about her
j)Volcan hoe

we were jobless but it felt so good to be so in the last semester of college ... i have to admit that after all that i have been through this semester this is exactly what i needed ..... we were further from broke back mountain that one could possibly imagine ... it was just us being men .. and its sooo much fun .... for all you out there try it ..... it just might be the best time you ahve ever had...

Carmen electra ... when she retired from rockstar inxs .......