Martian scholars and Dogeared reports

And then there were a volley of reason thrown at him for reasons he could not explain or understand. as he stood there soaking in the merciless rays of this torture, a sullen tan appeared over his already baked skin. they called him not Thick Skin McGee for nothing. Half scottish , half Irish and all african he was a person who could occupy an entire family tree alone. for all we knew he was the perfect example of what genetic outsourcing could possibly bring to the world. So anyway thats beside the point, actually there is actually really no point behind this and even if there were i dont think i have it. But let me tell you anyway, Darwin was right evolution is indeed a rapid phenomenon, one can evolve in a flash. take for instance the race Geekonosapien. the Geekonosapien found commonly in the pacific regions of Mars and more so specific universities of Mars, is an elite race of humans who have not only mastered the art of balancing bifocal glasses and contact lenses but also evolved the most facinating art of vampirism ever seen. Better than the african blood sucking bat, this race of humans (i am under scientific taxonomy forced to call them human, because of their external pinnae and external gonads) have an inclination to the behinds (dorsal tushy things) of notably smarter and so as to say superior (in terms that they control your grade kinda way). this was not something that evolutionists were expecting as they believed that the laws of meritocracy has led to the evolution of the class Homopromeritosodowellinsatapen. this anomaly of branching has been recently discovered and evolutionists say that such a drastic mutation can be attributed to the falling egos of professors around the world. in further examination of this cause it was further noticed that negative ego inflation is causally linked to fact that professors feel the early symptoms of pronerdophobia where they realize that they could have done so much more with their lives than teach a batch of hapless fledglings. Thus like the aids epidemic it has spread and i personally am one without the disease and i seem to be losing out. now this virus seems to be contrary in nature to other viruses. unfortunately there is no cure, but if you stick at not getting it long enough maybe you can be the bombshelter under which you can weather out the storm.