Alliterate that A**hole

Surprising superlatives, such surreptitious slang,
Preened performances plucked from pearls of premeditated pang .
Each ember of emerging emotion enacted to its epitome,
Coach and captive cocked in complicated cacophony.
Time to turn and tamper with this tempestuous tone.
Must muster my mediocre mythos to misatone.
Hope is a harrowing hinge on his hedonistic harmony.
Cease, center and co-opt out of this carcass ceremony
As I ascend above the amalgamated anarchy.
Really, realizing that this is a recurring reality

Sigmond spews such sporadic spots of slop